{"id":419,"date":"2016-07-01T23:42:39","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T21:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ipp.name\/?p=419"},"modified":"2016-07-02T06:58:21","modified_gmt":"2016-07-02T04:58:21","slug":"eu-rf_prechod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"EU – RF_p\u0159echod"},"content":{"rendered":"

R\u00e1no jsme posn\u00eddali vlo\u010dkovou ka\u0161i s bor\u016fvkami, \u010daj\u00edk a kaf\u00ed\u010dko a je\u0161t\u011b jsme zajeli na my\u010dku opl\u00e1chnout levou stranu od bl\u00e1ta z j\u00edzdy po rekonstruovan\u00e9 silnici – \u0161otolin\u011b.<\/p>\n

Vyjeli jsme kolem p\u016fl dv\u00e1t\u00e9 a po dev\u00e1t\u00e9 u\u017e jsme proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bli pohrani\u010dn\u00edm m\u011bstem Narva. Tady p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 kon\u010d\u00ed \u00fazem\u00ed Evropsk\u00e9 unie. Pravda na prvn\u00ed pohled vypad\u00e1 m\u011bsto siln\u011b rusky, ale to je je\u0161t\u011b poz\u016fstatek b\u00fdval\u00fdch dob. Malinko jsme po m\u011bst\u011b bloudili a lehce prokou\u010dovali v\u00fdjezdy z n\u011bkolika kruhov\u00fdch objezd\u016f. Nakonec jsme v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b dojeli k semaforu p\u0159ed br\u00e1nami do celn\u00edho prostoru. Uf, tak jsme tady.<\/p>\n

Ale pro\u010d se br\u00e1na neotv\u00edr\u00e1? V\u017edy\u0165 jsem najel tak, aby kamera sejmula SPZetku a nav\u00edc ji m\u00e1m \u010distou jak upozor\u0148je n\u00e1pis u semaforu. Za chvilku p\u0159i\u0161el k plotu pohrani\u010dn\u00edk a pr\u00fd jestli jsme si provedli registrci k pasov\u00e9mu a celn\u00edmu \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed?<\/p>\n

Jakou? \u010cum\u00edm jako absolutn\u00ed blbec.<\/p>\n

No, tak si pane zaje\u010fte na druhou stranu m\u011bsta a tam si prove\u010fte registraci ke vstupu do celn\u00edho prostoru.<\/p>\n

(Omlouv\u00e1m se, tentokr\u00e1t nebude moc obr\u00e1zk\u016f, v t\u011bchto m\u00edstech nen\u00ed radno fotografovat. I kdy\u017e by bylo co \ud83d\ude42<\/i><\/p>\n

Podle informa\u010dn\u00edho let\u00e1\u010dku a Googlu jsme dojeli na m\u00edsto kolem des\u00e1t\u00e9 hodiny. Na velk\u00e9m parkovi\u0161ti jsou dv\u011b budky. Budka jedna a budka dv\u011b. Jdeme k jedni\u010dce. A zase dotaz, vy jste to nev\u011bd\u011bli? Ne. Jak to? V\u017edy\u0165 to funguje u\u017e del\u0161\u00ed dobu.<\/p>\n

No pane v\u00edte, vy jste se m\u011bl registrovat na internetu. No super a co te\u010f? M\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s voln\u00e9 m\u00edsto na jednu hodinu v noci. Trochu mi zm\u011bkla kolena. Seversk\u00fd zrzek s \u010dervenou bradkou se v\u00e1\u017en\u011b zamyslel a \u0159ekl: „pom\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1m, d\u00e1m v\u00e1m vstup na 13 hodin.“ Tak d\u00edky pov\u00edd\u00e1m a chci mu nechat p\u016fl Eura jako odm\u011bnu. <\/p>\n

Nep\u0159ijal.<\/p>\n

Jedeme k budce dv\u011b. Na sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabuli budeme vyhl\u00ed\u017eet na\u0161i SPZ. Dostaneme dal\u0161\u00ed l\u00edste\u010dek a pojedeme zp\u011bt na celnici. To je\u0161t\u011b st\u00e1le nev\u00edme co n\u00e1s bude \u010dekat na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b. Ve velk\u00e9 zemi. Informace jsou rozporupln\u00e9 a vzbuzuj\u00ed rozpaky a lehk\u00e9 \u0161imr\u00e1n\u00ed kolem pup\u00edku \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

V jednu se jdu do budky dv\u011b zeptat jestli nezapomn\u011bli na\u0161i SPZ. „Nebojte“ otv\u011btil p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk. „Va\u0161e okno kon\u010d\u00ed 13:55 a tak m\u016f\u017eete b\u00fdt na tabuli ve 13:55 – vy ponjal, da?“ Co m\u016f\u017eu odpov\u011bd\u011bt jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e DA.<\/p>\n

Za p\u011bt minut sv\u00edt\u00edme na tabuli, b\u011b\u017e\u00edm pro l\u00edste\u010dek a hur\u00e1 k celnici.<\/p>\n

Tam fronta asi \u010dty\u0159n\u00e1sobn\u00e1 ne\u017e r\u00e1no. Suneme se jako \u0161neci. Nakonec jsme zase u br\u00e1ny. Je 14:30 a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me.<\/p>\n

Vjeli jsme do celnice. Kr\u00e1sn\u00e1, modern\u00ed. M\u00e1me kliku padla na n\u00e1s p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 mlad\u00e1 pan\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Otev\u0159ete v\u0161echny dve\u0159e. U zadn\u00edch na ni neo\u010dek\u00e1van\u011b vypadl plastov\u00fd kanistr na vodu. Sta\u010dila usko\u010dit. Vrhl jsem se vlastn\u00edm t\u011blem abych ji ochr\u00e1nil. Zabralo to. Vzala pasy, techni\u010d\u00e1k a zmizela v budce. Za chv\u00edli n\u00e1m vr\u00e1tila doklady a otev\u0159ela z\u00e1voru.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Estonsk\u00e1 strana (foto Jirka)<\/i><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Na most\u011b (foto Jirka, \u010dasu m\u011bl opravdu dost)<\/i><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Rusk\u00e1 strana (foto Jirka)<\/i><\/p>\n

Sjeli jsme z kope\u010dka na most p\u0159es \u0159eku Narva a za\u0159adili se do fronty na most\u011b. Postupujeme co hodina to p\u011bt centimetr\u016f. (To je samoz\u0159ejm\u011b tro\u0161ku nadnesen\u00e9, ale bylo to fakt na nervy). <\/i> U rusk\u00e9 z\u00e1vory n\u00e1m \u0161ikovn\u00e9 d\u011bv\u010de dalo dva formul\u00e1\u0159e k pas\u016fm a dv\u011b celn\u00ed prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. V\u011bt\u0161ina z v\u00e1s si to u\u017e ani nepamatuje.<\/p>\n

Za popoj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed jsme v\u0161echno vyplnili.<\/p>\n

V 16:00 jdeme na pasovku a pak popoj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme k celn\u00edk\u016f.<\/p>\n

K autu se p\u0159ihrnul slu\u017eebn\u00ed kokr\u0161pan\u011bl a za\u010dal svou pr\u00e1ci. OK. Celn\u00edk si nechal otev\u0159\u00edt auto a hned se na n\u00e1s vrhli dva v\u010detn\u011b psovoda, ze kter\u00e9ho se vyklubal specialista na drogy.<\/p>\n

„Kam jedete?“ Odpov\u00edd\u00e1m po pravd\u011b „do Mongolska“. <\/p>\n

Ticho<\/p>\n

„Co tam budete d\u011blat?“ Odpov\u00edd\u00e1m po pravd\u011b „nic, odpo\u010d\u00edvat v klidu“, nech\u00e1pav\u00e9 a soucitn\u00e9 pohledy. Psovod si nechal uk\u00e1zat l\u00e9k\u00e1rni\u010dku a za\u010dal prohl\u00ed\u017eet v\u0161echny pr\u00e1\u0161ky a ptal se co je na co. Tak trochu n\u00e1s podez\u00edral, \u017ee jsme n\u011bjac\u00ed ujet\u00ed narkomani proto\u017ee s takov\u00fdm c\u00edlem cesty tady nestoj\u00ed auto ka\u017ed\u00fd den. Pes dostal pokyn hledat znovu. Ani tentokr\u00e1t nic nena\u0161el. Najednou se n\u00e1\u0161 vztah v\u00fdrazn\u011b vylep\u0161il a za\u010dali jsme si \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u011b pov\u00eddat. Kdy\u017e jsme popsali v\u0161echna zavazadla propustili n\u00e1s k ok\u00fdnku, kde jsme m\u011bli v\u0161e zavr\u0161it pod\u00e1n\u00edm celn\u00ed deklarace a jet.<\/p>\n

Te\u010f vypuklo t\u00f3\u010do. Pro\u010d m\u00e1te ka\u017ed\u00fd celn\u00ed deklaraci. To m\u011bl vyplnit jen Pavl\u00edk a to dvakr\u00e1t. P\u0159epsat. Vy sem jedete s t\u00edm autem poprv\u00e9? Vypsat \u010destn\u00e9 prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. Tady v\u00e1m chyb\u00ed to, toto p\u0159e\u0161krkn\u011bte a znovu podepi\u0161te. Kam, \u017ee to jedete? Do Mongolska? A co tam budete d\u011blat?<\/p>\n

Hele dva bl\u00e1zni.<\/p>\n

P\u0159i\u0161la dal\u0161\u00ed pan\u00ed. Uk\u00e1zala na zadn\u00ed dve\u0159e s \u00fasm\u011bvem. Jo, jo, pov\u00edd\u00e1m, jedeme do Mongolska. Otev\u0159\u00edt. Kluci u\u017e to prohl\u00ed\u017eeli, pov\u00edd\u00e1m. To m\u011b nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, j\u00e1 jsem z jin\u00e9ho \u00fatvaru. Op\u011btovn\u00e1 exkurze do vozu skon\u010dila \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b.<\/p>\n

Do Mongolska? Pt\u00e1 se i tato pan\u00ed. V jej\u00edch o\u010d\u00edch vid\u00edm mate\u0159sk\u00fd soucit. Co jste komu ud\u011blali? Tak je\u010fte. Jirku s autem vyhodili za z\u00e1voru. J\u00e1 je\u0161te bojuji s formul\u00e1\u0159i. V 17:00 proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme posledn\u00ed z\u00e1vorou.<\/p>\n

Tam za \u0159ekou je jin\u00fd sv\u011bt. Velik\u00e9 Rusko.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Prvn\u00ed kroky, teda metry v Rusku (foto Jirka)<\/i><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Za hranic\u00ed v Rusku stoj\u00ed nekone\u010dn\u00e1 fronta kamion\u016f. Tak to bych fakt cht\u011bl d\u011blat \ud83d\ude41<\/i><\/p>\n

O t\u0159i\u010dtvrt\u011b na sedm p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme na m\u00edsto. Navigace p\u016fvodn\u011b tvrdila, \u017ee to bude o p\u016fl druh\u00e9. Tak to teda jo.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e1no jsme posn\u00eddali vlo\u010dkovou ka\u0161i s bor\u016fvkami, \u010daj\u00edk a kaf\u00ed\u010dko a je\u0161t\u011b jsme zajeli na my\u010dku opl\u00e1chnout levou stranu od bl\u00e1ta z j\u00edzdy po rekonstruovan\u00e9 silnici – \u0161otolin\u011b. Vyjeli jsme kolem p\u016fl dv\u00e1t\u00e9 a po dev\u00e1t\u00e9 u\u017e jsme proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bli pohrani\u010dn\u00edm m\u011bstem Narva. Tady p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 kon\u010d\u00ed \u00fazem\u00ed Evropsk\u00e9 unie. Pravda na prvn\u00ed pohled vypad\u00e1 m\u011bsto siln\u011b …
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