{"id":1251,"date":"2016-09-29T19:51:09","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T17:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ipp.name\/?p=1251"},"modified":"2016-09-29T20:21:27","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T18:21:27","slug":"kaunas-lt-_-vitejte-v-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/?p=1251","title":{"rendered":"Kaunas (LT) _ v\u00edtejte v EU"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tak a u\u017e jsme v Kaunasu v Litv\u011b. Kdy\u017e to p\u016fjde podle pl\u00e1nu budeme z\u00edtra v Lod\u017ei a v sobotu DOMA. U\u017e jsem psal, \u017ee ten n\u00e1vrat je v\u017edycky jin\u00fd ne\u017e vlastn\u00ed cestov\u00e1n\u00ed. Jednou se to oto\u010d\u00ed a vy se za\u010dnete vracet. A najednou je to jinak. N\u011bco v\u00e1s \u017eene st\u00e1le rychleji a rychleji. Nedovedu si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee bychom do Mongolska jeli non stop. Ka\u017ed\u00e9 t\u0159i dny jsme odpo\u010d\u00edvali, sauna, mas\u00e1\u017e, baz\u00e9n. Pamatujete?<\/p>\n

Te\u010f? R\u00e1no po sn\u00eddani do auta, minim\u00e1ln\u011b osm, ale v\u011bt\u0161inou deset hodin se st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1n\u00edm, ale bez n\u011bjak\u00e9ho j\u00eddla. J\u00eddlo a\u017e ve\u010der. Od m\u011bsta k m\u011bstu, od hotelu k hotelu. Bez p\u0159est\u00e1vky st\u00e1le vp\u0159ed od okam\u017eiku zlomu. Od kyrgyzsk\u00e9ho Bi\u0161keku. P\u011bt dn\u00ed Kazachst\u00e1nem, t\u0159i dny Ruskem a te\u010f prvn\u00ed den v Evrop\u011b (EU) a je\u0161t\u011b dva dny. A sranda je, \u017ee to vydr\u017e\u00edme i kdy\u017e u\u017e t\u00e1hneme t\u0159et\u00ed m\u011bs\u00edc \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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\nToto je posledn\u00ed noc v Rusku. U hranice s Loty\u0161skem cca 150 km. Dojezd fakt dramatick\u00fd, posledn\u00edch 20 km po staveni\u0161ti v mlze jako ml\u00edko, ale na\u0161li jsme to a byli jsme mile p\u0159ekvapeni. P\u011bkn\u00e9 domky, v\u00fdborn\u00e9 j\u00eddlo v restauraci (24 hod. otev\u0159eno) a velice p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00ed lid\u00e9 od recep\u010dn\u00ed a\u017e po person\u00e1l v restauraci.<\/p>\n

V noci pr\u0161elo, ale to u\u017e n\u00e1m jaksi nevad\u00ed. V\u00edme pro\u010d. No a r\u00e1no jsme sn\u00eddali u\u017e v p\u016fl sedm\u00e9 a \u0161up do auta a na hranice.<\/p>\n

Tam n\u00e1s \u010dekalo to prav\u00e9 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. Dva Evropan\u00e9 se vrac\u00ed dom\u016f do EU. Cha, cha. Dr\u017e\u00edm palce Brit\u016fm, a\u0165 jsou co nejd\u0159\u00edve pry\u010d. Ti to vyhr\u00e1li. My teda ne. Aspo\u0148 ne dnes.<\/p>\n

Rusk\u00e1 strana standardn\u011b, pokyny, povely, pasovka, celn\u00edk. Ale fakt v pohod\u011b, a\u017e se mi to necht\u011blo v\u011b\u0159it. Co vezete? Vodku (Archi) z Mongolska. Oni tam maj\u00ed taky vodku? Jo a dobrou. Pod\u00edvejme se, tak \u0161t\u011bstnou cestu.<\/p>\n

A u\u017e na n\u00e1s vlaje ten modr\u00fd hadr se \u017elut\u00fdma hv\u011bzdi\u010dkama. Tak jsme doma. Ale pozor. Vyplnit celn\u00ed prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed. Bu\u010f l\u017eu a riskuju, \u017ee m\u011b prohrabou a budou zl\u00ed nebo nap\u00ed\u0161u, \u017ee m\u00e1m vodky 1,5 litru. Nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 cigarety atd. A te\u010f pozor.<\/p>\n

Vy m\u00e1te 1,5 litru alkoholu? <\/i>Ano m\u00e1m, jinak nic. Hmmm, tak zaplat\u00edte clo a DPH. M\u00e1te \u00fa\u010dtenku? <\/i>Ne nem\u00e1m, mimochodem je to d\u00e1rek. Tak to n\u00e1s v\u016fbec nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, zaplat\u00edte.<\/i><\/p>\n

Celn\u00edk n\u00e1s poslal sednout na p\u011bt – deset minut, \u017ee to mus\u00ed zpracovat. Kdy\u017e pracoval n\u011bjak moc dlouho jdeme k ok\u00fdnku. Odkl\u00e1d\u00e1 jinou pr\u00e1ci a bere na\u0161e prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed a za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 zpracov\u00e1vat. (St\u0159elil by m\u011b cyp). Za p\u016fllitrovku vodky 8,26 EUR.<\/p>\n

Co\u017ee? Ta vodka st\u00e1la 3 EUR. Nez\u00e1jem, tady jsou tabulky EU, z\u00e1kon je z\u00e1kon. <\/i>Pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, rozpus\u0165te to, dokud je \u010das.<\/p>\n

Na hranic\u00edch Loty\u0161ska a Litvy n\u00e1s zastavuje ozbrojen\u00e1 hl\u00eddka. Uka\u017ete pasy, otev\u0159ete auto. <\/i>Kde to jsme? V EU? <\/p>\n

„Nad radost nic v sv\u011bt\u011b nen\u00ed, budi\u017e sl\u00e1va radosti …..“<\/p>\n

Dojeli jsme do Kaunasu. P\u0159esta\u0148me bre\u010det nad rozlit\u00fdm ml\u00e9kem. I j\u00e1 jsem \u0161el v referendu d\u00e1t hlas za vstup do EU, tak te\u010f to m\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

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\nHotel m\u00e1me tentokr\u00e1t v centru m\u011bsta. N\u011bco jako v Praze na star\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b. <\/p>\n

Ubytovali jsme se a hned vyrazili na j\u00eddlo. U\u017e byl zase hlad.<\/p>\n

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\nZ okna hotelu kouk\u00e1me do dvorn\u00edho traktu, kde m\u00e1me zaparkovan\u00e9 auto. Hotel m\u00e1 vegetari\u00e1nskou kuchyni, tak\u017ee val\u00edme ven. Chceme  kus masa a tak jsme dali hov\u011bz\u00ed l\u00ed\u010dka du\u0161en\u00e1 na \u010dern\u00e9m pivu se \u0161\u0165ouchan\u00fdmi bramborami. P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, doma jdu sh\u00e1n\u011bt hov\u011bz\u00ed l\u00ed\u010dka. To je teda ba\u0161ta. Fakt.<\/p>\n

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\nV Kaunasu za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 podve\u010der a po celkem chladn\u00e9m dni s p\u0159eh\u00e1\u0148kami je tady, kupodivu, p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b a d\u00e1 se proch\u00e1zet.<\/p>\n

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\nV centru je hodn\u011b star\u00fdch dom\u016f a m\u011bsto m\u00e1 r\u00e1z st\u0159edn\u00ed a\u017e z\u00e1padn\u00ed Evropy. Konec konc\u016f, n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho jsme vid\u011bli i v Rize.<\/p>\n

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\nP\u011bkn\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed se vzrostl\u00fdmi stromy obklopuje hned n\u011bkolik kostel\u016f. Litevci jsou katol\u00edci a to je odli\u0161uje od pravoslavn\u00fdch Rus\u016f. P\u0159ed kostelem je podium a borec tam val\u00ed t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 disco. Tak n\u011bjak to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt.<\/p>\n

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\nDal\u0161\u00ed z kostel\u016f na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a uprost\u0159ed….<\/p>\n

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\n….star\u00e1 radnice. <\/p>\n

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\nHlavn\u00ed pr\u016f\u010del\u00ed radnice. A par\u010d\u00edk s mace\u0161kami a sochou n\u011bjak\u00e9ho v\u00fdznamn\u00e9ho Litevce. S Leninem se tady u\u017e tak n\u011bjak vyrovnali. Stejn\u011b nebyl jejich a to je z\u0159ejm\u011b probl\u00e9m Rus\u016f. Jak se ho zbavit, kdy\u017e do d\u011bjin Ruska prost\u011b pat\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\nAle poj\u010fme d\u00e1l. Nen\u00ed v\u0161echno r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9. U tohoto domu se asi nemohla poji\u0161\u0165ovna s po\u0161kozen\u00fdmi dohodnout a tak tam sp\u00e1leni\u0161t\u011b stoj\u00ed dodnes. Podle strom\u016f uvnit\u0159 domu bych to \u0161acoval tak na konec v\u00e1lky.<\/p>\n

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\nJinak uli\u010dky p\u011bkn\u00e9, v\u0161echna \u010dest, ale na kole za de\u0161t\u011b bych to zkou\u0161et necht\u011bl. Toto vypad\u00e1 na t\u011b\u017ekou dr\u017eku \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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\nDo\u0161li jsme k \u0159ece. Kolem \u0159eky je hezk\u00fd park a na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b fr\u010dela auta na n\u011bjak\u00e9 magistr\u00e1le. Tam pojedeme z\u00edtra sm\u011br Polsko. Kdo v\u00ed co n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 ve Var\u0161av\u011b? Dojedeme do Lod\u017ee?<\/p>\n

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\nP\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 se stm\u00edvat. Je to trochu nezvyk pro n\u00e1s, kte\u0159\u00ed jsme m\u011bli v Mongolsku sv\u011btlo je\u0161t\u011b o p\u016fl des\u00e1t\u00e9 nebo t\u0159eba, jestli si vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te na dlouh\u00e9, dlouh\u00e9 dny a prakticky \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 noci v Pet\u011brburku? Tak\u017ee konec, v sedm se setm\u00ed a v osm je tma tmouc\u00ed. To bude v zim\u011b zase depka :-))<\/p>\n

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\nV Kaunasu je pohoda. Banky jsou sice zav\u0159en\u00e9, ale v\u0161ude u\u017e tady berou kreditn\u00ed karty a ty funguj\u00ed 24 h.<\/p>\n

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\nRadnice je u\u017e p\u011bkn\u011b osv\u011btlen\u00e1 a v p\u0159ilehl\u00fdch uli\u010dk\u00e1ch se za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed obsazovat stoly v p\u0159edzahr\u00e1dk\u00e1ch. Litevci nemaj\u00ed ze zimy strach, tak\u017ee i dnes to bude venku hu\u010det.<\/p>\n

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\nJe\u0161t\u011b jsem se zastavil u obchodu s \u010dajem. Je zav\u0159en\u00fd a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee nen\u00ed vid\u011bt jak slint\u00e1m nad t\u011bmi n\u00e1dherami.<\/p>\n

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\nTak jo Evropo, d\u00edky za p\u0159iv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed. U\u017e jsme se zase dostali do re\u00e1lu. Jdeme sp\u00e1t a z\u00edtra po vege sn\u00eddani vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme d\u00e1l. Snad to bude p\u0159edposledn\u00ed etapa nebo semifin\u00e1le, jak chcete.<\/p>\n

(Je\u0161t\u011b s\u0165opka slivovice na dobrou noc. Tu Jirka vezl jako zdravotn\u00ed do Mongolska, te\u010f se s n\u00e1mi – nep\u0159iznan\u00e1 a tud\u00ed\u017e neproclen\u00e1 – vrac\u00ed. Ale my ji je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1me co proto \ud83d\ude42 Mimochodem, je to prvn\u00ed \u010cech, kter\u00fd vezl slivovici do Mongolska a dovezl ji t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 zp\u00e1tky.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tak a u\u017e jsme v Kaunasu v Litv\u011b. Kdy\u017e to p\u016fjde podle pl\u00e1nu budeme z\u00edtra v Lod\u017ei a v sobotu DOMA. U\u017e jsem psal, \u017ee ten n\u00e1vrat je v\u017edycky jin\u00fd ne\u017e vlastn\u00ed cestov\u00e1n\u00ed. Jednou se to oto\u010d\u00ed a vy se za\u010dnete vracet. A najednou je to jinak. N\u011bco v\u00e1s \u017eene st\u00e1le rychleji a rychleji. Nedovedu …
Pokra\u010dovat ve\u00a0\u010dten\u00ed Kaunas (LT) _ v\u00edtejte v EU<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1249,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cesta-zpet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1251"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1258,"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1251\/revisions\/1258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ipp.name\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}